Internet Attorney Disclaimer

We want to thank you for visiting our humble web site. But since we are attorneys, we thought we should provide disclaimers and warnings that lawyers are famous for boring people with:

I. Visiting this Web Site does not create an Attorney-Client relationship.

This web site generally contains general information about our general practice firm for general public. None of the information contained in this site is intended as legal advice. You should neither act nor refrain from acting based on information obtained from this site. None of the information contained in this site is privileged or confidential. The information that is contained in this site does not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Law Office of David L. Leon, P.C., or any of its lawyers, employees, clients, family members or their pets, including this one pictured below.

II. Contact by email does not create an Attorney-Client relationship.

Ok, now we are only going to say this once: contact by email does not create an attorney-client relationship! No, we don't have a fear of commitment or relationships. We just provide electronic mail as a convenient way for the inquisitive public to contact us about nonconfidential matters, our website, the weather, or anything else. If you contact the firm by email regarding a matter for which the firm does not represent you, any information you communicate may not be treated as privileged or confidential because...contact by email does not create an attorney-client relationship! That means we can blab it to everybody, especially parties that we may be representing that may be adverse to you. If you would like to retain the services of our firm, please feel free to call or email us to inquire how to do so, just remember: contact by email does not create an attorney-client relationship! (You should always mention the name of an adverse party first, before you divulge ANY facts to us since contact by email does not create an attorney-client relationship!)

III. Email is not confidential, privileged, or secure. Do not email us confidential information.

Please remember that Internet email is insecure. This means that in addition to having low self-esteem, email communications could be intercepted by third parties (including opposing parties, nosey neighbors, and that weird guy down the street.) Therefore, email messages sent to our firm or any of its employees should not contain sensitive or confidential information unless the messages are adequately encrypted. Although we do accept credit card payments, you should not email us your credit card information. (Unless you want that weird guy down the street to go on a shopping spree at your expense.)

IV. We are NOT responsible for content of sites listed on our Links page. Visit them at your own risk.

This web site is only updated every once in awhile (whenever there is nothing good on TV.) Therefore, additional facts, new cases, unforeseen developments our lousy television reruns may affect some of our listings. Although we make an effort to keep things current, there is no guarantee that the links provided are correct, complete, up-to-date, or even all that useful. We provide these links in order to aid in the search for other information of interest and do not imply that The Law Office of David L. Leon, P.C., is affiliated or associated with or endorses or is legally authorized to use any trade name, registered trademark, logo, seal, or other sea mammals. Unless otherwise mentioned, we do not upkeep, maintain, dust off or have professional affiliations with linked pages--we just list them. Therefore, we have no control over what the linked sites contain, and we take no responsibility for their content. There are a lot of scary web pages out there, use them at your own risk.

V. C.Y.A.:
a. NO IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY
b. NO WARRANTY OF FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE
c. NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE. (pants are STRONGLY encouraged, however.)
d. This site and all information and links provided for herein are provided "AS IS."
e. This site is being provided to the public free of charge, and the firm has received no consideration for this service. (You get what you pay for.)
f. Batteries not included, some assembly required.
g. This firm disclaims any and all warranties, whether express or implied, as to the usefulness or contents of any information or service herein. This firm has offered no advice herein, and if anyone reading any information in this site feels inclined to act or omit based upon what they have read here, DO NOT take any action or omission without consulting an attorney (and NOT by email either, remember?!) By visiting this site, you have agreed to all of the disclaimers herein, even if they are a little silly.
h. Please seek the advice of your doctor immediately if you suspect you may be suffering from medical difficulties resulting from visiting this site or reading any information herein. We bolded this text, and made it really small, just to make it more annoying to read. Works well, doesn't it? Now that I think of it, check with your eye doctor as well.
i. Although we welcome all nationalities, religions, creeds, and characters to our site, we hereby WARN you visitors that some content of this site may be OFFENSIVE, and urge you to leave immediately if you find it so. Of course, some people may find lawyers in general offensive. SOME lawyers in particular. Hopefully, we're not some of those lawyers. We apologize if we are.
j. This page is intended for the residents of Dallas County, Texas, and anyone outside said locus hereby agrees as condition for use of this site or its contents that Jurisdiction and Venue for any actions related to this site will be in Dallas County, Texas. To our knowledge, any and all intellectual property in this site either belongs to this firm or the public domain; please inform us if you discover otherwise (it's okay to email that to us, but just this once!)
k. We do not guarantee that all or even part of this web page will be useful to you or usable by you. This website is not intended to benefit anyone, and we do not anticipate anyone actually using it. Finally, we applaud anyone who has bothered to read this entire disclaimer, and welcome comments if you think we missed anything.